Release Date: 10/10/2006Wow! The new Metallica album sure is a return to form! This is Metallica at their best! They have finally returned to their brilliant 'Master of Puppets' days!
If you wish the above statement was true...it can be. Here is what i did. Take a pen. Cross out the word Trivium from the album cover. Replace with the word Metallica. And voilà you have Metallica's latest album 'The Crusade'!
I'm not exactly sure when Matt Heafy woke up and realised he was James Hetfield trapped in a half American/half Japanese boys body, but it was sometime between the recording of
'Ascendancy' and the writing of 'The Crusade'. I absolutely love Metallica, and I'm a big fan of Trivium too but when did they become the same band?
So, your probably wondering if the album is any good. The sad truth is....yes...it actually is quite good. It starts off hard and won't stop until the end. It grabs you by the balls and twists them until you beg it to stop! And then....'The Anthem (we are the fire)' breaks down into the laughable "Woah-Oh, woooah-ooh!" bit and it somewhat releases your balls and gives them a gentle tickle. At which point you think...why the hell would someone put something so cheesy in an otherwise great song? Who knows? But it has become my most skip-able song of the week! Congratulations Triviumallica...Trivallica....Metrivium....ahh who gives a shit?
Rating: 4/5
Choice Lyric: "Woah-Oh, woooah-ooh!"
Download: Entrance of the Conflagration, Detonation
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