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October 1, 2007

Dethklok - The Dethalbum review

Release Date: 09/25/2007
Label: Williams Street

Since Dethklok are a fictional band the only way to write a review would be to use fictional words to describe it. Therefore all fictional words shall be highlighted in red.

The Dethalbum is quite possibly the snopliest album of all time. From the moment you press play to the moment you press stop you are bombarded with pharmaticular bomboozlement! This album is guckly, leirstful, and absolutely poot! Considering The Dethalbum was written and recorded by only two musicians it is quite an evantlium experience. This album would make Jesus cry with its pharmaticularity.

Translation:
The Dethalbum is quite possibly the strangest album of all time. From the moment you press play to the moment you press stop you are bombarded with brutal hilarity! This album is heavy, angry and absolutely hysterical! Considering The Dethalbum was written and recorded by only two musicians it is quite a unique experience. This album would make a fictional character cry with is brutality.

In all honesty, this is not an album to be taken too seriously. While the music is brilliant at times, the lyrical content is mostly a joke. It’s an album that pokes fun at the death metal genre while still being an enjoyable death metal album. If you’re a fan of the television show ‘Metalocalypse’ you will probably like The Dethalbum. If you aren’t, then the lyrical content of this album will probably go right over your head. Either way, strap yourself in for a brutal ride!

Rating: 3/5
Choice Lyric: “You masturbate on the sheets your mothers clean for you”
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